


Justin, Nathan, and I headed off to St.
Lukes Hospital late in the evening to have Nathan do his sleep study for possible sleep apnea. (He has been known to hold his breath several times a night, wake up, and gasp for air.) My mom was kind enough to stay with Kendall until I could be back(Kendall still occasionally wakes up for a snack) after Nathan fell asleep.
When we arrived, the doctor hooked Nathan up to 182, I mean 40 wires. They were everywhere! On his legs, back, chest, finger, HEAD, around his stomach, etc... The only thing that pretty much got him through it was the promise that when he woke up, we were going to
IHOPs to get a funny face pancake.
He was so tired after getting all his "buttons" on that we brushed teeth, read a few stories, and piled on his blankets from home. He was out.
When I open the door to my house, a flood of heat greets me and almost knocks me flat out. My mom stumbles towards me and I get a nice cool, WET hug. Our AC is broke and she thought the best remedy would be a nice soak from the squirt bottle. Sounds good, mom knows best, so I get ready for bed and follow up with my squirt soak. I climb into bed next to her and the bed was nice and wet. She had been holding out on me and didn't tell me that it's even better if you squirt the sheets AND your pillow. Nice and Cool.
We had a bit of pillow talk and were getting a semi breeze from the open window, so that mixed with our wet pj's was enough to keep us comfortable and we drift to sleep. For about 1 hour. That's when I noticed my mom was M.I.A. I'm wondering where she went and found her in Nathan's room. Oh good, she is getting some sleep.
Unbeknownst to me, she starts hot flashing and that bed will no longer do the job. I wake up at 4am to snuggle with Kendall, give him a snack and check on my mom who is now on the couch.... in her bare essentials. She wakes up and decides she wants to workout at our clubhouse because it just might be a little cooler in there than on the couch. She leaves.
I hear Nathan and Justin walk in at 6:30 am and look down to see that I am now in my bare essentials. A wave of heat swirls around my head as I grab the squirt bottle and greet the boys. Justin says, "Hi! It's so hot! Why is the fireplace on?"
Woops, my mom
accidentally hit the wrong switch. Inside I was cheering for relief thinking to myself, "It's not because I'm getting older, thank goodness the fireplace is roaring-
scorching me with heat"
Needless to say, the boys night wasn't
exactly puppies and rainbows so by 6:45am we picked up mammy and were nice and cool, enjoying funny face pancakes at
IHOP fully clothed and not wet!
***After reading this, my mom, feeling a little guilty, confesses to taking off her clothes, soaking them in the sink, wringing them out, and then
putting them back on. She goes above and beyond a little "squirt-soak." We have been laughing so hard, we are crying and it's all due to NO sleep!